The Science behind 'me'

It seems that I am always moaning about how crappy my body is...well not this time! I am going to pay homage to the shell that hold my snail like spirit. So here is the list of....

Things I love about my Body!
1. I don't need drugs to enjoy techno music, trippy colors and glowsticks. Thanks to the chemical imbalance in my brain I produce my own form of ecstasy...How lucky am I?

2. I am tiny! I can squeeze into small places and that is extremely useful when things fall into the crack beside the fridge!

3. My leg muscles are really strong, I can lift twice my own weight with them! Very useful when moving furniture....especially the table with my 20 gallon fish tank and 3 5 gallon fish tanks >.<

4 My Eyes are freakish! Nothing will get rid of an annoying person quicker then an evil glare from me. How many people have Bright Gold and Peridot green eyes that are natural or human....I know one other person, and that is my uncle

5. I have a really good memory (and really short attention span ^_-) My brain is an encyclopedia of really useless information that 95% of the population does not need to know...that makes me special and I always have something to talk about

6. I have toxic death farts, true this isn't something to really be proud of...but its something that cant be helped due to a lost gallbladder. I compare myself to an octopus...lets just say its my ink cloud and very useful for making escapes!

7. I have really beautiful sparkling teal antennaes...no...wait...why don't I have antennae!!!!!!?????!?!?!?!